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The Animal Behavior Research Center is located near the restaurant. Note that we do not use live animals in our experiments with nicotine or caffeine, only small children.
Experience gravitation at our simulator, even when the Chip is down
Professor Don explains where to stick your tongue to promote hair growth and regain that youthful feeling (notice satisfied customer in background).
Hmmm...maybe this could save the company? All we need are some marketing requirements, factories on three continents, and some stock options!
The time-dilation anti-gravity photo-torpedo experiment is a success!
Bug zapping is our main source of revenue while we wait for the IPO.
We're also exploring the market for quantum electro-dynamic jewelry.
Hey! Be careful where you point that thing! The sky is over there, ±90° behind ya'll in azimuth.